Barbie’s dismembered body lays strewn across the floor
Teddy’s straddling the clothes-horse and My Little Pony‘s bolted out the door.
There’s a monster hiding in my shoe and a monkey in my bed
Buzz Lightyear has crashed on the couch and “Is that Woody‘s head?”
The Power-rangers are half-drowned on the bottom of the bath
T-Rex has been let loose – and so has the giraffe!
She only needs 5 minutes for our house to feel her fury
My lovely 4-year-old hurricane a.k.a daughter to yours truly.